we made out on top of his cat.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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