my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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