Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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