Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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