Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize