if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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