doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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