so that wasnt chicken after all
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize