this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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