Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Randomize
