What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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