I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
When are your genitals available?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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