plz talk dirty to me
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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