Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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