"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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