So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i out mim tonsoeep
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