so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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