if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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