I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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