i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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