For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I enjoy the company of your penis
I wear drunk well.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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