ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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