i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Can you bring me the toilet please
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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