cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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