Porn is love you can see.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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