I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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