just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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