kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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