It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
well you can't waste a boner
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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