i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
