That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think I am morally bankrupt
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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