I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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