Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize