Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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