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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Why don't you ever send me any naked pics

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(314): View more from Missouri

Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again

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(530): View more from California

There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them

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(419): View more from Ohio

All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS

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(707): View more from California

Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.

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(954): View more from Florida

I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?

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(585): View more from New York

I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus

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(337): View more from Louisiana

It's still 8am.

(1-337): View more from Louisiana

Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?

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