i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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