Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Randomize
