okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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