At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
should my penis look like a turkey
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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