god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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