Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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