this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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