i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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