p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
