just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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