so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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