Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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