Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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