I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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