So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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