Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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