Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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