Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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